Cherries: This is what you should have said, Paul

WILTSHIRE WOE: Paul Groves with Swindon boss Paolo Di Canio on Saturday WILTSHIRE WOE: Paul Groves with Swindon boss Paolo Di Canio on Saturday

WHEN asked by BBC Radio Solent’s Andrew Hawes how he felt about fans calling for change, Cherries boss Paul Groves replied: “You can understand the fans’ frustrations. Who wants to travel and watch a team get beaten like that today – nobody.”

Here is what Groves should have said...

“I would like to apologise, unreservedly, to our supporters for a quite dreadful performance. From start to finish, we were appalling. We were beaten 4-0 and the scoreline flattered us. It was embarrassing.

“Swindon outclassed us in every department. Their finishing was clinical, ours was comical. Their defenders were strong, ours were weak. They were creative and inventive in midfield, we were devoid of ideas.

“I am told supporters paid £25 for a ticket and I know they would also have incurred other expenses. Our display was totally unacceptable and I will be speaking to the players about the possibility of them stumping up for refunds.

“The group are well paid and it would be the least they could do. I will also be speaking to the chairman about the possibility of arranging free coach travel to our next away game at Crawley.

“Although we had a few injuries, there can be no excuse whatsoever for such an abject showing. We lost Simon Francis, Marc Pugh and Harry Arter but were able to bring in players of the calibre of Steve Cook and Donal McDermott, both of whom we paid good money for.

“At the start of the season, people said we had strength in depth and some felt we were so strong that we could have fielded a reserve team in this division. Don’t forget, we have added to our squad since then.

“Today, we had to dig deep into our resources because we had no fewer than 12 players injured. However, some of those who came in were found wanting, especially Donal.

“We have kept faith with Donal and gave him his chance against Swindon. He repaid us by metaphorically sticking up two fingers to us.

“Once I have analysed the DVD, it will probably dawn on me that I should have taken a leaf from Paolo Di Canio’s book and substituted Donal after 20 minutes. He seemed disinterested.

“It would, however, be unfair to lay the blame at the door of one player. In fact, we should all take responsibility and I am certainly going to take my share. I picked the team, I have assembled the squad, they were my tactics and game-plan and I was the one responsible for motivating the players.

“We knew Swindon’s danger man would be Matt Ritchie. He is one of the best players in the division and that is why we have tried to sign him on a couple of occasions.

“We set out to try to man-mark Ritchie. But, after only 12 minutes, Wes Fogden cheaply squandered possession to him and he made us pay by drilling home an unstoppable drive from 25 yards to give them the lead.

“The goal prompted chants of “you’ll never sign Matt Ritchie” from the Swindon fans and they were probably right. Why would he want to join us when the two clubs look like they are heading in opposite directions?

“I thought the goal would have been a wake-up call but didn’t realise how wrong I could have been. Just a few minutes later, we gave him a free hit on the edge of the box and, fortunately, he shot wide.

“After Miles Addison had headed a corner inches wide for us, we were guilty of some kamikaze defending, the like of which I wouldn’t have expected from such experienced players.

“Although we knew all about the aerial threat of Andy Williams, we decided to give him a free header just six yards from goal. I couldn’t believe what I was watching.

“I know I don’t show my emotions like Paolo, but my blood was boiling by this time and I was ready to give the lads both barrels at half-time.

“Then, just before the break, we were thrown a lifeline when Tubbsy went through with just the keeper to beat. He simply must starting putting away those chances and it was like the one his missed against Brentford.

“Although their third goal was a bit of a fluke, I was extremely concerned as we seemed to hoist the white flag after Ritchie’s free-kick from near the touchline had made it 3-0.

“I know our supporters can take losing but nobody is going to stomach seeing the lads go down without a fight. For me, that was the most alarming and disappointing aspect of today – we threw in the towel.

“They continued to carve us open and it was no surprise when Williams hit the post and Adam Rooney scored a fourth late on.

“I was lost for words.”

Comments(52)

gbzpto says...
7:14am Mon 24 Sep 12

excellent

Wilkie says...
7:16am Mon 24 Sep 12

Well done Neil for breaking rank and printing what was needed - respect. It's time to stop kowtow'ing to Eddie Mitchel. He may choose to use the bully boy tactics of again expelling the Echo from Dean Court for not towing his line, but if all continue to be intimidated by him, then there won't be a club to report on at all in the not so distant future.

Football banning order yob says...
7:19am Mon 24 Sep 12

Spot on Neil, brilliant

TedMacsCherryPants says...
7:21am Mon 24 Sep 12

Speechless!

Well said Neil, the next moveis surely an Echo poll!!!

Nick68 says...
7:24am Mon 24 Sep 12

Great.

Just would like a slight tweek. Add at the end:-

"The match was not a one-off, but further indication of how we have been ineffective and only won one match in nine. I take full repsonisbility and will be meeting with the chairman on Monday to offer my resignation."

afcb-mark says...
7:32am Mon 24 Sep 12

Well said Neil. Don't take any bullying from our, I haven't got a clue about football or it's supporters Mitchell.

Bobcat says...
7:39am Mon 24 Sep 12

Top article Neil, well said.

Mitchell will dig his heels and continue to destroy the club from within.So much for this phantom Max Demin who seems spineless to take on the Clan, I do really wonder why ?

lockandload says...
7:56am Mon 24 Sep 12

Well said. The only part missing was' My position is untenable I therefore resign with immediate effect"

lockandload says...
7:56am Mon 24 Sep 12

Well said. The only part missing was' My position is untenable I therefore resign with immediate effect"

Awayfor247days says...
8:10am Mon 24 Sep 12

Afc Bournemouth are a joke right now I for one am gutted that things have hit this all time low!! Amusing article but can't see the fans blamed in it and of course it is all our fault!! Em will see it's not when the stadium is empty!!! Clowns the lot of them ruining our club!!!!

pauls55 says...
8:15am Mon 24 Sep 12

I was one of the 752 who made the trip and have never seen such a spineless, passionless, inept performance from any Cherries side. Sure the team would have been a lot different if it wasn't for injuries, but the regular players were the most guilty. Grabban was presented to us as a wide forward but to date I have yet to see him beat any player one to one. Addison gave a captain's performance, the captain of the Fat Ox pub team after a night on the razzle. At one point In a piece of sublime skill he turned with all the grace of a sherman tank and hoofed the ball back to Jalal so hard and wide it went for a corner. Mcqouid then gave us a cameo on why he can't cut it in League 1, let alone the Championship. The rest of the team were engaged in a competition over who could pass the ball best to the opposition. Fogden won with a precision pass to Ritche who fired in their opener. And the mastermind behind this debacle, step forward Paul Groves to receive your first class honours degree from the Jimmy Quinn School of mis-management. How jealous we were of the rampant enthuisiasm of Di Canio while Groves stood staring into space, no doubt pondering on where to plant his petunias during his forthcoming gardening leave. I left the ground just grateful I wasn't wearing the club's colours they made me so ashamed. Championship Mr Mitchell? Please, stop now, you really are making me laugh.

lofty1971 says...
8:16am Mon 24 Sep 12

Perrett for manager!!

Bobcat says...
8:33am Mon 24 Sep 12

Why does Max Demin continue to let these fools run the place into the ground, that's the biggest mystery of all?

Does Max Demin have no say in it at all and is he scared of EM and his little boy wonder, the Director of Football ?

Perhaps Mr.Perrett could start to get some answers for us all ?

Luffbracherry says...
8:36am Mon 24 Sep 12

Becareful ..The Echo will get banned again..for telling the truth

the amazon returns again says...
8:38am Mon 24 Sep 12

TOP MAN PERRETT NOW YOUR COOKING WITH GAS SON


MITCHELL OUT

Frankiesbackfromhollywood says...
8:40am Mon 24 Sep 12

Paul Groves should have done the decent thing and quit after a display like that, it's all very funny making up fake press releases about what he should have said but this is way beyond a joke now!!! The fans have been brilliant considering all they have had to put up with, this latest kick in the nuts is one kick too many, there is only so much abuse anyone can take!! Groves should walk and Mitchell should step aside taking his son Tom with him, those are the real news articles we want to see!!

djd says...
8:41am Mon 24 Sep 12

Excellent report Mr Perrett, Groves still has time to save face, retract his previous statement, issue this article as a statement and resign.
Oooops, forgot Mitchell's are running the show, its just a dream.

Mike Oxbig says...
8:56am Mon 24 Sep 12

Hmmmm... I'm sure that will help.

simong says...
8:59am Mon 24 Sep 12

Now that is quality. Well said Mr P.

lymicherry says...
9:00am Mon 24 Sep 12

Neil Perrett has captured perfectly the mood of Bournemouth's frustrated and disillusioned fans - such a refreshing change from PG's staple diet of empty managerial platitudes. It should be obvious to anyone that Groves has "lost the dressing room" and that the players don't want to play for him; my main concern, however, is that - with two or three conspicuous exceptions - this overblown squad is simply not good enough to perform for even the best motivator on the planet. We want quality, not quantity.

hotdog350 says...
9:00am Mon 24 Sep 12

Groves clearly has no self respect.
First he allows Harry in as an advisor, not even Bradbury would accept that.

No after match interview on the football league show . I wonder why? lol

Resign MAN and get a backbone!

ifordcherry says...
9:48am Mon 24 Sep 12

Well done Neil....I for one would not be embarressed to stand in line for my money back...IT WAS GARBAGE !!

ducky24 says...
9:57am Mon 24 Sep 12

How the hell have we got 12 injured players??? I knew we had 4 or 5 but 12!

mgdrreams says...
10:06am Mon 24 Sep 12

Bar saturday the performances have not been that bad and i have certainly seen a whole lot worse in my Bmth days but we are in a results business and they have not been good enough. Groves has to go!

mgdrreams says...
10:07am Mon 24 Sep 12

Still going Saturday though!

The Renegade Master says...
10:21am Mon 24 Sep 12

Careful Neil or Mien Fuhrer will ban you from the ground again!
This had to be said though and it's a fair assessment of what a decent manager should have said after Saturday's debacle. In my opinion Groves & Brooks should grow a pair and admit that they're out of their depth managing a League One side with a huge squad of players and resign immediately. Even Mitchell knows they're clueless or he wouldn't have asked Harry Redknapp to get involved!
It's time for Mitchell to put his giant inebriated ego to one side and listen to the people who pay for his and his entourage's luxury life style. The fans DEMAND that Groves & Brooks are sacked or demoted and a proper proven manager brought in to salvage a season that's pretty much descended into a farce. Harry Redknapp would soon have these players performing at their best, no question about that! He's my choice.
Don't wait too long though Mitchell or Dean Court will be empty in a few weeks time.

nonnogeppetto says...
11:39am Mon 24 Sep 12

Neil when you ask for honesty you are asking for the impossible. These guys would not know humilty or honesty if it jumped out in front of them on their way to work. I wasn't at the game but you are speaking for those who went. Thank you

scottie190 says...
12:06pm Mon 24 Sep 12

Well said Neil I as one of the suckers who paid £25 to watch what was a total embarrasment the first time I can honestly say after almost 40 years of support I was ashamed to be a Cherries supporter. They should not be paid and it is time Mr Mitchell swallowed his pride and admitted he has made a mistake appointing Groves in the first place

rml12 says...
12:54pm Mon 24 Sep 12

Top article Neil! I'm elated that I didn't go to Swindon, I was seriously considering it. The football league show hit the nail on the head, "a club which has never had money and now doesn't know what to do with it" Leroy Rosenior, and he also said that no squad needs seven strikers, Grabban and Mcquoid- waste of wages, as is Addison, Elphick, Mcdermott, Molesley, et al. At least Barrett put some effort in... Groves, give up now, you're ruining our club.

rml12 says...
12:54pm Mon 24 Sep 12

Top article Neil! I'm elated that I didn't go to Swindon, I was seriously considering it. The football league show hit the nail on the head, "a club which has never had money and now doesn't know what to do with it" Leroy Rosenior, and he also said that no squad needs seven strikers, Grabban and Mcquoid- waste of wages, as is Addison, Elphick, Mcdermott, Molesley, et al. At least Barrett put some effort in... Groves, give up now, you're ruining our club.

West moors 1 says...
1:07pm Mon 24 Sep 12

This may be an amusing article but sadly its the truth. Our managers record is woeful and having lost the fans and the trust of the players, Groves has to go. Southampton made a similar blunder several years ago by choosing a second rate manager that lost them Premier League football. He was a good coach but couldn't step up to the managers roll. At this rate we will be relegated this season and it will be the fault of our chairman Mr Mitchell.

Swindon1984 says...
2:48pm Mon 24 Sep 12

Swindon fan in peace. Have to offer some sympathy after Saturday, tactically the manager got it all wrong, and your players really did throw in the towel. Something needs to change, and unfortunately that will probably mean at least one bloke losing his job. Not nice but for the good of your club it needs to happen. Bournemouth have brought in some decent players and should be looking at least at a top ten finish, can't see it happening under the current regime. Best of luck.

boyerboy says...
3:28pm Mon 24 Sep 12

WELL DONE..YOU HAVE GROWN A PAIR....CAN WE NOW REPORT GROVES AND HIS MUPPET FOR TAKING MONEY UNDER FALSE PRETENCES ....?

Rebel_phish says...
4:06pm Mon 24 Sep 12

STFC supporter.

Paolo caused a sensation by substituting out keeper Fodderingham after 21 mins, you may have heard about it. It’s not the first time that our beloved Leader has acted swiftly with a tactical change early in a match. Hey, he’s even subbed a sub for the same reason. Some say that its going too far – as with Fodders – even Rio Ferdinand got involved on Twitter, saying that it undermined his confidence. But it’s plain to see that at the County Ground, Paolo is in charge, he acts decisively and quickly for what he thinks is the good of the team. May not get it right all the time, but HE DOES ACT.

To say that Groves should follow Paolo’s tactics and should have made an early substitution by bringing Donal McDermott off – Paolo would have had him off after 15mins, buy the way – Groves only had 3 subs he could have brought on. It wouldn’t have been enough to change your influence on the game. 6 or 7 maybe. Your team lacked desire, passion, sense of purpose, direction and your manager did nothing to improve the situation. Two subs at half time did show some intent to change the game, but by then it was already a lost cause in the eyes of your players. Our 3rd goal sealed it.

Paolo has instilled a high fitness level at our club, along with drive, ambition, passion, commitment, sense of purpose, a willingness to play – a try your best or else, if you like. Whatever people think, its working, people are starting to sit up and take notice.

You have a good set of players and should be doing better than you currently are. Given the right leadership, instil a sense of pride and passion and you will become a team to challenge for the play-offs, if not higher. But it has to happen soon for you or you will quickly be drawn into a battle for survival.

You the fans deserve more, YOU ARE DEMANDING MORE, but the change needed can only come from the powers to be. And, at the moment that change, for whatever the reason, is being resisted.

Swindon needed relegation for change to happen. It may sound ridiculous, but in a way I for one am glad we were relegated at the end of 2010/11. Didn't feel like that at the time though.

I really do wish you, the fans the best for the future, as in all cases, Players come and go, Managers and Chairmen, come and go....

BUT THE FANS ALWAYS REMAIN.

Piston_Broke says...
4:07pm Mon 24 Sep 12

Swindon1984 wrote:
Swindon fan in peace. Have to offer some sympathy after Saturday, tactically the manager got it all wrong, and your players really did throw in the towel. Something needs to change, and unfortunately that will probably mean at least one bloke losing his job. Not nice but for the good of your club it needs to happen. Bournemouth have brought in some decent players and should be looking at least at a top ten finish, can't see it happening under the current regime. Best of luck.
Thanks for the sympathies. Unfortunately, you're probably right that only one bloke will lose his job, as our nepotistic Fuhrer decided to install his something-in-law as The Clueless One's unable assistant, and will cause a family row if he sacks him too. You're right that the manager got it all wrong on Saturday, but the blame for the almighty mess we are in lies firmly at the Chairman's door, as he appointed the most uninspiring manager in English Football, despite universal opinion that it would be a mistake.
Have we bought some decent players? Who knows? From what we've seen so far, we have in our possesion a splendid collection of overpaid prima donnas, whose reputation far exceeds ability in most cases. That's what comes from having a 23 year-old "Director Of Football" (the Chairman's Son) buying players after taking advice from his PC game and watching YouTube clips of them 6 years ago. We are becoming a laughing stock (if we're not already), and it's going to get a whole lot worse when the money runs out.

k12afcb says...
4:30pm Mon 24 Sep 12

GROVES get OUT of our club!!!!

Bishop7 says...
5:10pm Mon 24 Sep 12

pauls55 wrote:
I was one of the 752 who made the trip and have never seen such a spineless, passionless, inept performance from any Cherries side. Sure the team would have been a lot different if it wasn't for injuries, but the regular players were the most guilty. Grabban was presented to us as a wide forward but to date I have yet to see him beat any player one to one. Addison gave a captain's performance, the captain of the Fat Ox pub team after a night on the razzle. At one point In a piece of sublime skill he turned with all the grace of a sherman tank and hoofed the ball back to Jalal so hard and wide it went for a corner. Mcqouid then gave us a cameo on why he can't cut it in League 1, let alone the Championship. The rest of the team were engaged in a competition over who could pass the ball best to the opposition. Fogden won with a precision pass to Ritche who fired in their opener. And the mastermind behind this debacle, step forward Paul Groves to receive your first class honours degree from the Jimmy Quinn School of mis-management. How jealous we were of the rampant enthuisiasm of Di Canio while Groves stood staring into space, no doubt pondering on where to plant his petunias during his forthcoming gardening leave. I left the ground just grateful I wasn't wearing the club's colours they made me so ashamed. Championship Mr Mitchell? Please, stop now, you really are making me laugh.
Such a quality post !

hamster1973 says...
5:34pm Mon 24 Sep 12

Bournemouth are a small club who cant even fill their own stadium. Its about time the so called fans got behind their team instead of slagging off their manager at every opportunity. Look at southampton, 4 straight defeats and the press calling for his head and then they spank villa at the weekend. All those that want the magical harry back, forget it. He is used to managing professionals and at world class level not overpaid sunday morning so called footballers.

Rednblackarmy1 says...
6:54pm Mon 24 Sep 12

Top report Neil but Your getting banned in the morning your getting banned in the morning !!!

Rustyfootballer says...
7:18pm Mon 24 Sep 12

Paolo for manager with Joe Roach as assistant. Dream team?

hotdog350 says...
7:37pm Mon 24 Sep 12

hamster1973 wrote:
Bournemouth are a small club who cant even fill their own stadium. Its about time the so called fans got behind their team instead of slagging off their manager at every opportunity. Look at southampton, 4 straight defeats and the press calling for his head and then they spank villa at the weekend. All those that want the magical harry back, forget it. He is used to managing professionals and at world class level not overpaid sunday morning so called footballers.
Yawn................
.....

raypike says...
7:46pm Mon 24 Sep 12

Mr Paul Grtoves only had to say two words in his after-match interview, '' I resign''!!

lionheart says...
7:52pm Mon 24 Sep 12

hamster1973 wrote:
Bournemouth are a small club who cant even fill their own stadium. Its about time the so called fans got behind their team instead of slagging off their manager at every opportunity. Look at southampton, 4 straight defeats and the press calling for his head and then they spank villa at the weekend. All those that want the magical harry back, forget it. He is used to managing professionals and at world class level not overpaid sunday morning so called footballers.
Take it you weren't at Swindon or at Quicksands Stadium for the Hartlepool game.

Groves is clueless.

goatty says...
8:02pm Mon 24 Sep 12

Its time for another drunken rant on the pitch

lionheart says...
8:04pm Mon 24 Sep 12

Top post Neil.

I went Saturday. It was a local derby. It was embarrassing. We played like a bunch of cardboard cut outs. So many basic errors. No tempo, no passion, no plan, no ball retention, unable to pass the ball, move into space or play as a team and with a manager who hadn't got a clue. Groves and Brooks are out of their depth.

Swindon were everything that we weren't. Let's put the youth team out on Saturday. They would have done better than the overpaid collection we have at the moment who are masquerading as footballers.

Max Demin should insist the players wages are docked to reimburse the 752 who were subject to that performance.

susi.m says...
8:07pm Mon 24 Sep 12

goatty wrote:
Its time for another drunken rant on the pitch
I fear it could be coming.
More embarrassment heaped on he club by Mitchell.

Local fan says...
8:38am Tue 25 Sep 12

I agree with much of Neil's article and its refreshing that he has the freedom to publish it.

Regrettably for someone who seems a genuinely nice guy I agree that Paul Groves should go. His post match comments were weak. Being a manager is a hard job, constantly under the spotlight, that's why good managers are few and mostly working at the top level. Chanting "Groves Out" is not a solution, the poor results speak for themselves.

There are good aspects of our play, but they can be overlooked. The manager needs to point out what is good but he can't simply adopt an ostrich approach to what is bad.

An astute chairman knows when to take action.

grazzer says...
9:36am Tue 25 Sep 12

Cheries cant play football for toffy and coulden fyte there way outer a papper bag.Necks time we come to Bournemouth wheel make mints meet of you and we dont even have to ask who are yah cos we already nose innit

stevobath says...
12:43pm Tue 25 Sep 12

Bishop7 wrote:
pauls55 wrote:
I was one of the 752 who made the trip and have never seen such a spineless, passionless, inept performance from any Cherries side. Sure the team would have been a lot different if it wasn't for injuries, but the regular players were the most guilty. Grabban was presented to us as a wide forward but to date I have yet to see him beat any player one to one. Addison gave a captain's performance, the captain of the Fat Ox pub team after a night on the razzle. At one point In a piece of sublime skill he turned with all the grace of a sherman tank and hoofed the ball back to Jalal so hard and wide it went for a corner. Mcqouid then gave us a cameo on why he can't cut it in League 1, let alone the Championship. The rest of the team were engaged in a competition over who could pass the ball best to the opposition. Fogden won with a precision pass to Ritche who fired in their opener. And the mastermind behind this debacle, step forward Paul Groves to receive your first class honours degree from the Jimmy Quinn School of mis-management. How jealous we were of the rampant enthuisiasm of Di Canio while Groves stood staring into space, no doubt pondering on where to plant his petunias during his forthcoming gardening leave. I left the ground just grateful I wasn't wearing the club's colours they made me so ashamed. Championship Mr Mitchell? Please, stop now, you really are making me laugh.
Such a quality post !
Hilarious! LMAO....Shame though.Id rather be reading headlines 'MITCHELL CAPITULATES & ADMITS GROVES HAD TO GO'...

stevobath says...
12:47pm Tue 25 Sep 12

hamster1973 wrote:
Bournemouth are a small club who cant even fill their own stadium. Its about time the so called fans got behind their team instead of slagging off their manager at every opportunity. Look at southampton, 4 straight defeats and the press calling for his head and then they spank villa at the weekend. All those that want the magical harry back, forget it. He is used to managing professionals and at world class level not overpaid sunday morning so called footballers.
Get back on your wheel.

Nickolai says...
5:01pm Tue 25 Sep 12

grazzer wrote:
Cheries cant play football for toffy and coulden fyte there way outer a papper bag.Necks time we come to Bournemouth wheel make mints meet of you and we dont even have to ask who are yah cos we already nose innit
Erm ?

What on earth are you on about , you illiterate fool ?

Good luck Michael Gove with your education reforms.....though it may be too late for you grazzer.

countrycherry says...
12:57pm Wed 26 Sep 12

I was there at Swindon and Neil you've summed it up brilliantly. No passion ,No flair ,No interest !! I noticed at the end of the game as the players left the field DiCanio shook hands not only with his players but also ours,Groves was nowhere to be seen clearly trying to distance himself from the debacle . I do wonder how many of our " injuries " are genuine and how many are players who just don't want to play !

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