1. Friday afternoons on the A31 will start to look like this:
2. All of a sudden, the weather forecast will look like this:
3. We’ll post a picture like this:
4. And we’ll all scratch our heads wondering why some of those people didn’t just move along a bit:
5. This will happen. Seriously, people. Pick up your litter. (although you have to also take it home with you, if you happen to be in Christchurch)
6. And then this.
7. A beach hut will go on sale for more than the price of a house (Check.)
8. Someone from a reality TV show will turn up at the beach polo
9. Our weekend reporters will start to look like this:
(via giphy)
10. We'll get all offended when the national newspapers use Brighton beach instead of Bournemouth to illustrate their hot weather stories
11. Speaking of which, Bournemouth will be hotter than a country that’s usually really hot
12. Certain national newspapers will have a headline every day about whether we're all going to get heat exhaustion or drown in a flood.
13. Someone will set fire to a heath:
14. You’ll be hoping to be doing this:
when this happens:
15. But instead you'll be feeling like this when England take on Germany in yet another set of penalties:
16. Of course, there's always Murray:
17. The hairy caterpillars will be back.
18. And flying ants, and weever fish.
19. There will probably be a LOT of jellyfish
20. There will be a new “hottest day of the year” every week
21. This will happen:
22. And this:
23. And then this:
24. And this, and you'll all be 'oh blah Air Festival blah' until the Red Arrows roar over your head and you'll suddenly remember why it's they're so popular
25. And then we'll all be like this, because summer is over.
Can you think of any we've missed? Let us know in the comments...
And don't forget, all our hot weather stories and info is at bournemouthecho.co.uk/heatwave
Comments: Our rules
We want our comments to be a lively and valuable part of our community - a place where readers can debate and engage with the most important local issues. The ability to comment on our stories is a privilege, not a right, however, and that privilege may be withdrawn if it is abused or misused.
Please report any comments that break our rules.
Read the rules hereLast Updated:
Report this comment Cancel