ALRIGHTY then... Japanese schoolgirl loses her brother to bullies (the head of which is the son of a notorious Yakuza, obviiously), loses her arm in affecting revenge, gets machine gun prosthesis and sets off on her quest with more gusto.

We’re all agreed it’s no Citizen Kane, but neither does it profess to be. The screenplay is utter trash – a team of enraged chimps could have penned better – but if you’re after decent splatter in the vein of Peter Jackson’s early work, then this should be high on your list.

Pressure showers of blood emerge from the wounds of severed limbs, heads are cleft in twain and rubber corpses litter the ground.

Terrible but amusing.