THERE’S only one way to get tickets to see Harry Hill in Bournemouth tonight and tomorrow. Fight!

It is time to battle for tickets for Harry Hill’s first stand-up tour in seven years.

The mega-collared host of ITV’s Saturday evening favourites, Harry Hill’s TV Burp and You’ve Been Framed appears at the Bournemouth Pavilion theatre this weekend as part of his 40-date Sausage Time itinerary.

Harry, left, is promising “incontrovertible proof that God exists” in a show that will feature his band, The Harrys; a section exclusively for Tongans; a chance to catch up on Harry’s nan’s latest ailments; the legendary Stouffer the Cat; and a debut solo stand-up spot by Gary, Harry’s son from his first marriage, who plays Alan Sugar in Harry Hill’s TV Burp.