Bright eyed nearly five-year-old: “Daddy?”

Experienced, hardened gaming daddy: “Yes?”

“Do you know, I have 18 crystals.”

“Really? What do they do?”

“I don’t know. I think... I think you buy dresses with them.”

“That sounds nice.”

“Yes, and look, you can choose hair and skin.”

“That sounds very useful. Do you know what you’re doing?”

“Yes, I’m watering a plant.”

“How did you know to do that?”

“The lady tells me.”

“I see. Is it a good game?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because it's got all the princesses in it and you can dress them up."

"Is there anything you don't like about it?"

"Ha ha, no."