I DON’T know what’s becoming more boring, now seeing the Imax name nearly everyday in print or William and Kate on the news.

I suppose we are going to be bombarded by a blow-by-blow account of their everyday movements but we can sleep soundly in the knowledge that Kate can flip a pancake so William will be well catered for next year on Shrove Tuesday.

But for now we have to endure the media’s insane obsession until the wedding day and probably after. I do wish the couple every happiness but does anyone know of a nuclear shelter in the Ensbury Park area for temporary rent?

TERRY JERRARD, Bournemouth