THE Bard taught us “the course of true love never did run smooth” and that seems to be as true today as it was in Shakespeare’s time.

Which may explain why The Taming of the Shrew remains one of his most fascinating plays. Brought to the silver screen by Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor in 1967, the tale centres on Petruchio and Katherina – the most famous husband-basher in history.

Katherina’s younger sister, Bianca, beautiful, demure and arguably the toast of the town, is unable to wed any of her suitors until her despairing father can find a husband for his wildcat of an eldest daughter.

Bianca’s suitors, in a desperate bid to free her from a life of chastity, challenge the roguish Petruchio to take Katherina as his wife.

Swayed by the dare owing to Katherina’s sizeable dowry, Petruchio undertakes the taming of the shrew.

Riotous adventures ensue as Shakespeare delights with gleeful wit, devilish disguises, plot twists and poignancy as Katherina and Petruchio forge a bond that has intrigued audiences for centuries.

As Brownsea Open Air Theatre prepares to open its production of The Taming of the Shrew, we asked Katherina and Petruchio for their thoughts on the course of true love:

• Katherina, what’s your advice for an ideal first date?

It’s all about the chase, so don’t give everything away all at once. Running into a nearby hayloft is always good fun, but beware wandering hands if you end up in the hay.

If all else fails, grab a lute and break it over his head. It may seem harsh, but he’ll respect you for it later.

• Petruchio, what’s the most important thing in a relationship?

A lot of people would go for trust in this instance but that’s simply not true. I wouldn’t trust Katherina with the key to the knife drawer for a second but that doesn’t mean we’re not happy together.

I’d have to say sense of humour – on my wedding day I turned up wearing a clown outfit, the whole town was in stitches, and I think Kate really fell in love with my mischievous side.

• Katherina, would you ever pretend to be someone you’re not to impress a guy?

Personally, I put myself out there warts and all. I always say what I think.

However, where your husband has bet considerably large sums of money on your obedience and you know there’s a new dress is in it for you if you comply, it doesn’t hurt to appear subservient every now and then.

Besides, my little sister ended up marrying a total con artist who pretended to be a school teacher just so he could spend time with her.

• Petruchio, do you think it’s acceptable for a boyfriend to tell his girlfriend what she should wear?

This all depends on her behaviour. If a woman attacks me with any heavy, sharp, or otherwise uncomfortable instruments you won’t see any Gucci going on my tab.

This particularly includes the attacking of sensitive parts such as eardrums and areas where even a cod piece isn’t enough protection.

• Petruchio, what’s the secret of a happy marriage?

Separate bedrooms, and don’t hit on her sister, even if she has been known to entertain the hopes of more than three men at any given time.

• Katherina, if there was one thing you could change about Petruchio, what would it be?

His socks.

• Petruchio and Katherina will be in heated pursuit from one end of Brownsea Island to the other from Wednesday, July 21 to Friday, August 6 in Brownsea Open Air Theatre’s production of the Taming of the Shrew, directed by Denise Mallender.