A DORSET-based animal rescue centre is looking to find love for six rabbits.
Margaret Green animal rescue has released dating profiles for single rescue rabbits looking to meet their "hus-bund or bun-wife".
A spokesprson said: "We have many single rescue rabbits all looking to find their true love."
The dating profiles can be found below.
Macca: Hi there I’m Macca but you can call me Mac. I am one-year-old and very handsome (even if I do say so myself). I would describe myself as well-mannered but messy at times so I am looking for a kind lady who won’t mind tidying up after me. Old fashioned values are important to me so as much I expect my lady to look after the house, I am happy to wine and dine her in return… especially if she is partial to a bit of milk thistle and the occasional dandelion.
Sassy: I am sassy by name and sassy by nature, I can be quite the diva! I believe that I am an intrepid explorer trapped in the body of a bun! I love to check out new places and things and boldly go where no bun has been before! I’m looking for a laid back man to share my adventures with. I am snugglebun so looking for a tactile man to keep me warm in the hay.
Florence: I am a bold and slightly eccentric two-year-old lady. I am into my feng shui so am very particular as to how I organise my chaos and keep my things, I need a man who is tolerant and understanding of this. I can often be found renovating my house and its furniture so a man that’s into DIY and will help with the heavy lifting would be perfect!
Icicle: I am a mature, house proud lady, everything has a place! Whilst I can be quite reserved when meeting someone new, I can be adventurous once I am your friend. I am looking for a likeminded chap and although I am not materialistic, he would need to have a large house and garden for me to be happy.
Simba: Hi, I am good looking, fun loving young man looking for a long term commitment. My moto in life is hakuna matata so would like to meet a free spirited girl for cosy cuddles and nights out binkying.
Baldrick: I am a shy and retiring young man, there are dangers out in the world which don’t seem to bother others too much but I am very aware that the world can be a scary place. I am looking for a lady who understands my concerns and that I can share my worries with over a bunch of grass and a nibble on some leafy greens.
To register an interest in rehoming any of these single rabbits please email churchknowle@mgar.org.uk.
Margaret Green said: "We do rabbit bonding and require minimum standards of rabbit housing, which you can find as a download on the ‘Small Animal Rehoming’ page on the website."
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