GIVEN that BCP seem to be intent on punishing car drivers, apparently for the good of their health, maybe they should place some of their myriad wooden planters in the car parking spaces at the council offices.

Thus they will reap the wonderful health benefits of being forced to cycle to work.

Why not turn whole carpark into a park?

It will help them burn off some of the biscuits consumed while brainstorming such ludicrous ideas as we are now seeing across Poole.