You might think democracy is an open and honest process.

You vote, someone wins and runs the country in your name, and for your benefit. Well, I’ve got news for you. If the candidates have enough money, how you vote may add to their bank accounts – not the candidates’ but the alpha dogs’.

They’re in it to transform their lavish lifestyle into a more lavish one, not to make the world a better place.

Advertising fictions, these boys moved from obscurity to the political shadows, earning enough for the trifles of a top spindoctor.

Not only in the odd country far away but closer to home, these simple souls seek to siphon huge sums into their pockets.