ONE of two things has happened here. Either the people responsible for casting have gone out of their way to find the worst actors in the country to appear in a film for amusement, or the cast themselves have decided the script is so bad they’re not going to waste their time by being any good.

It doesn’t really matter which is more accurate, the result here is that Danny Dyer is bleedin’ Robert DeNiro compared with his colleagues (and snooker’s Jimmy White is even better!) as they swagger about effing and blinding in this attempt to meld Sin City stylings with a Guy Ritchie-esque London mobster shtick.

And by crikey, it’s every bit as good as that sounds.