I have just been told at service that my CO2 eco car battery on my 3 year old 100 grams per km eco car is down to 53 per cent and won’t last the winter and my eco tyres on my CO2 eco car that have only done 5,500 miles are all cracked.

I am rolling around the floor laughing at the idea that the Government’s definition of eco, as in saving CO2 emissions, means either saving world CO2 emissions or are economical.

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