Regrets, I’ve had a few
	3:18pm Fri 2 May 08
	I sometimes have to record the programmes I review and so occasionally find myself watching them at very odd hours.

	Better out than in
	12:27pm Fri 25 Apr 08
	MORE mottled flesh than a pig butcher's window, more comedy breasts than a stag do in a fancy dress shop, more bingo wings than a fiver-all-in-night at the Gala and more fake smiles than a Gordon Brown photo shoot.

	Bear enough
	11:02am Fri 18 Apr 08
	IF you're just about to have your dinner, you shouldn't be online. Oh, you've just finished?

	Clown princes
	1:46pm Fri 11 Apr 08
	I AM in the process of buying a pair of those multi-coloured trousers and matching bandanas worn by annoying people who claim to be eco-warriors but drive fume-spewing heaps of junk to festivals.