CHRIS Hayden for one will be rooting for England this evening as they take on Uruguay in World Cup ‘make or break’ time. The fortunes of Chris are to some extent tied up with those of the team, as he is a rather convincing Wayne Rooney lookalike.

So if the Manchester United striker ends his run of nine World Cup matches without a goal, there might be a whole lot more promotional work for Chris, who has already done photoshoots in Madrid, Barcelona and London.

If not, then he always has his job at a children’s nursery. Probably not too dissimilar from football sometimes.