Fangs ain’t what they used to be!
	7:00pm today
	ISN'T it funny how long you can go without knowing something - and how enlightening it is when you finally find out?

	Metrosexual, restrosexual or just confused?
	7:00pm Mon 12 May 08
	SHE gazes up adoringly at him, false eyelashes fluttering furiously, pearly white teeth bared with animal lust.

A mind full of rubbish

7:00pm Saturday 10th May 2008

I WAS fascinated to read in a newspaper about an American who has such an astonishing memory that she can recall everything she's done on every day back to 1980.

	Magic of TV makes your cash disappear
	7:00pm Fri 9 May 08
	FAKED phone-ins. Rigged award ceremonies. Cheating and scamming on a monumental scale. Welcome to ITV, where, it seems to me, the viewers are held in much the same sort of contempt that Zimbabwe's Robert Mugabe holds his electorate.

	No pictures if you please – it’s not Aloud
	7:04pm Thu 8 May 08
	IF someone held a gun to my head and told me to sing a Girls Aloud song or they'd pull the trigger I'm afraid my life would undoubtedly be over.

	Wise words? Now I could be persuaded
	7:00pm Wed 7 May 08
	"LIFE is what happens while you are busy making other plans," John Lennon famously said.