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"You can't run through town in your underpants", police told footballer


WHEN Swanage Town and Herston football club player Jamie Holland lost a bet that he'd be the season's top goal scorer, he was ready to take his punishment.

He'd promised fellow striker Aaron Corby he would run into Swanage wearing just his underwear before the club’s presentation night at Days Park.

The manager and his squad were planning to accompany Mr Holland and use the opportunity to raise the club’s profile in the community.

But Swans were left disappointed after Dorset Police advised them to forget the idea.

“We’re putting a float in this year’s carnival and it will be a Baywatch theme. There will be some ugly looking blokes on parade in bikinis.”

SWANAGE Town and Herston football club manager Jason Phillips

Manager Jason Phillips said: “The police came up in the afternoon and stopped the bet from going ahead.

“I can’t believe it. This is a beach town and you see worse things on the beach.

“They said ‘we’re advising you not to go ahead with it, in case we have any complaints.’ “We did what they said but are they going to ask someone in a speedo on the beach to cover up?”

He added: “It is political correctness gone mad.

“It was just an attempt to raise publicity for the club and the town.”

Inspector Chris Weeks, Dorset Police’s Purbeck section commander, said: “A Police Community Support Officer with the Swanage Town Centre Safer Neighbourhood Team spoke with the club.

“He explained that good natured events of this type have the potential of getting out of hand and he advised the club the runner should wear shorts.”

Mr Phillips said the town may still see some scantily-clad Swans this summer.

He said: “We’re putting a float in this year’s carnival and it will be a Baywatch theme.

“There will be some ugly looking blokes on parade in bikinis.”

Comments(8)

Esqui says...
10:26am Tue 19 May 09

As long as it's just Swanage *takes clothes off*

Tig says...
12:36pm Tue 19 May 09

Yes, but we don't know what he looks like - we may not want to see him in his underpants!!!

grumps999 says...
2:02pm Tue 19 May 09

“We’re putting a float in this year’s carnival and it will be a Baywatch theme. There will be some ugly looking blokes on parade in bikinis.”Whats the difference in underpants and swimming trunks or shorts? Prudish silly restrictions, hang on a minute if you walk along the beach far enough hasn't Studland got a naturist beach.What council does that come under?

pete woodley says...
4:15pm Tue 19 May 09

How about him running around the Bournemouth Triangle,if he is that way inclined to wear just underpants,that would draw a crowd.

X Old Bill says...
7:05pm Tue 19 May 09

So it wasn't even a real Police Officer that broke the news.

How many 'good natured events of this type' take place during the course of a normal year in Swanage?

What parameters are they using to judge it?

What other 'events' are the Police Community Support People going to 'advise against'?

It is OK to wear shorts, but not underpants. What if he normally wears boxer shorts? Do they count?

It is not actually illegal if he were to run naked through the town, but I bet Dorset Police would find something, even if it meant twisting someone's arm to complain. They have 'previous' for that!

KLH says...
7:08pm Tue 19 May 09

Remember Billy Connolly streaking round Eros for Comic Relief? Absolutely hilarious - at least this chap has pants on - unlike Billy!!

Basin Haircut says...
2:15pm Wed 20 May 09

You should see my pants I have to send them to the panel beaters twice a year.

Lord_Nose says...
9:11am Fri 22 May 09

Who'd be up for a mass underpants run along the seafront in aid of charity - just to show how ridiculous the police are being? Come on folks I'm serious!!!


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