KEITH IS 50 Well Keith the big day has arrived, You, but alas, not your hair has survived! Looking forward to the big Five 0, You were filled full of woe. But you have found that age has its compensations, All that talk of savings and pensions, As you drive around in your car, A sleek new blue Jaguar. Some people compare you to Mr Toad, Of wind in the willows as you go "beep beep" up the road, Never mind, you leave them all a quiver, As they pass out of sight in your rear view mirror. So wishing you a happy half century for tomorrow, And with many more happy years to follow, As you reach this momentous day, May all the best in life come your way. So have a wonderful time, And remember the rhyme, As this is full of love for you, As you hit the big Five 0!