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- Love, Rosie
- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D
- The Best Of Me
Love, Rosie 2 stars
Rosie Dunne and Alex Stewart have been best friends since they were children: completely at ease in each other's company. They are perfect for each other but afraid to reveal their true feelings. This seemingly unbreakable bond shatters when Alex moves to Boston to attend university, leaving behind Rosie in familiar surroundings in Dublin.
- GenreComedy, Romance
- CastJaime Winstone, Tamsin Egerton, Lily Collins, Art Parkinson, Christian Cooke, Sam Claflin.
- DirectorChristian Ditter.
- WriterJuliette Towhidi.
- Duration102 mins
- Official sitewww.facebook.com/LoveRosieFilmUK
The course of true love never did run smooth and it follows an infuriatingly long-winded route in Love, Rosie. Based on Cecelia Ahern's 2004 novel Where Rainbows End, Christian Ditter's exasperating comedy of errors concerns two attractive, intelligent and good-humoured best friends, who waste some of the best years of their lives ignoring how ideally suited they are. Instead, the perfectly aligned protagonists pursue unfulfilling relationships with other people or embrace solitude rather than taking a tiny leap of faith from friendship to something deeper. The film is built on traditional rom-com foundations, flinging obstacles in the path of the best friends to explain why we have to sit through 12 years of their dithering before the inevitable moment of surrender. Juliette Towhidi's script surfs a wave of silliness and falls over in pivotal scenes including an argument, which culminates with the eponymous heroine caterwauling, "Can you stop the psychobabble and can we talk like English people?" On this evidence, no they can't. Rosie Dunne (Lily Collins) and Alex Stewart (Sam Claflin) live across the road from each other and have been best friends since they were five-years-old. On her 18th birthday, a delirious and drunken Rosie shares a smouldering kiss with Alex but forgets about the smooch thanks to a bump to the head. He doesn't forget and jokingly skirts the issue of romance, which Rosie shoots down by quipping, "You will forever by the guy who wiped bogies on my party dress." Their unseemingly unbreakable bond shatters when Alex moves to Boston to attend university, leaving behind Rosie with her parents Dennis (Lorcan Cranitch) and Alice (Ger Ryan) in Dublin. The pals follow divergent paths. Rosie turns to sassy best friend Ruby (Jaime Winstone) to buoy her spirits and an old school crush called Greg (Christian Cooke) with impressive abs provides a passable substitute for her soul mate. Meanwhile, Alex succumbs to the aggressive overtures of supermodel Bethany Williams (Suki Waterhouse) and social climber Sally (Tamsin Egerton). Love, Rosie will test the patience of the most hopeless romantic. Collins and Claflin age over the course of the film from nervous 18-years-olds to jaded thirty-somethings simply by changing their hairstyles. Our incredulity reaches its peak when a resplendent 25-year-old Collins stands next to talented 13-year-old actress Lily Laight and we're asked to believe they are single mother and daughter. Of the supporting cast, only Winstone registers, having a ball as a straight-talking confidante, whose dyed hair is as colourful as her language. If it was possible to develop a 5D cinema experience that allows audiences to physically reach into the big screen and slap characters, we would have battered and bruised the two leads senseless within the opening 15 minutes.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3D 3 stars
Genetically modified turtle brothers Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo and Donatello grow up in the sewers of New York under the guidance of their mentor: a giant rat called Splinter, who teaches them Ninjitsu. Aided by plucky journalist April O'Neil and her cameraman Vern Fenwick, the turtles wage war on a shadowy figure called Shredder and his army, known as the Foot Clan, who are spreading fear and terror throughout the Big Apple.
- GenreAction, Adaptation, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Romance
- CastTohoru Masamune, Whoopi Goldberg, Will Arnett, Megan Fox, William Fichtner.
- DirectorJonathan Liebesman.
- WriterAndre Nemec, Josh Appelbaum, Evan Daugherty.
- Duration101 mins
- Official sitewww.ninjaturtlesmovie.co.uk
- Release11/10/2014 (Scotland); 17/10/2014 (UK & Ireland)
The adventures of turtle brothers Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo and Raphael began life in the mid 1980s as an irreverent comic book and rapidly spawned an animated TV series, a trilogy of films and a dizzying array of merchandise. Turtle power has endured to the present day, including a computer-animated series on Nickelodeon.
It's no surprise then that Jonathan Liebesman, director of Wrath Of The Titans, has resurrected the heroes in a half shell for the big screen. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is an outlandish, action-heavy romp that remains faithful to earlier incarnations, condensing the characters' back-story into a snazzy comic book-style opening sequence.
Die-hard fans will enjoy the heavy whiff of nostalgia, but if Liebesman was hoping to indoctrinate a new generation, he has cowabungled it. His film is incredibly violent, albeit bloodless, reducing two very young boys in my screening to distressed screams.
The lack of spilt blood is preposterous, especially when the turtles face chief villain Shredder, who sports armour festooned with blades. Razor sharp projectiles scythe through the air but miraculously don't nick flesh. Shredder by name but not by nefarious nature.
Leonardo (Pete Ploszek, voiced by Johnny Knoxville), Raphael (Alan Ritchson), Michelangelo (Noel Fisher) and Donatello (Jeremy Howard) grow up in the sewers of New York City. They flourish under rat mentor Splinter (Danny Woodburn, voiced by Tony Shalhoub), who teaches Ninjitsu to his surrogate sons.
During one of the turtles' sorties above ground, Channel 6 news reporter April O'Neil (Megan Fox) glimpses the crime-fighters, who are preparing for war with hulking terrorist Shredder (Tohoru Masamune) and his army, the Foot Clan.
Leonardo, Raphael, Michelangelo and Donatello fear exposure so they track down April and spirit her to their subterranean lair. "It's our Fortress Of Solitude, our Hogwarts, our Xavier's Academy," whispers Donatello, piling on the pop culture references.
Once April learns of the turtles' noble quest to destroy Shredder, she pledges her allegiance and ropes in wisecracking cameraman, Vern (Will Arnett), and prominent businessman Eric Sacks (William Fichtner), who has publicly declared war on the Foot Clan in a televised speech.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles updates the characters for the modern era. Thus Mikey has a penchant for cat videos on the internet and the three scriptwriters shoe-horn verbal references to films and TV shows with abandon: "Maybe she's a Jedi," whispers Mikey after April reveals she knows Splinter's name without an introduction.
The turtles are rendered through motion-capture performances and look rather creepy, but they somersault to perfection in action set pieces including a tumble down a snow-laden mountainside.
Alas, the hefty budget hasn't stretched to remedying basic continuity errors like when Fox's plastic heroine emerges from a downpour with dry, flowing hair. Believe that and you'll lap up this bland turtle soup.
The Best Of Me 2 stars
At high school, Dawson Cole and Amanda Collier fall head over heels in love but it's a forbidden romance because she is a good girl from a prominent family bound for college and he has the misfortune to be born into a viper's nest of criminals. A tragic accident separates the lovers. Twenty years later, Dawson returns to his hometown to honour a friend's dying wish and he crosses paths with Amanda, who is now married. The spark of attraction still burns bright.
- GenreAdaptation, Drama, Romance
- CastMichelle Monaghan, Schuyler Fisk, Luke Bracey, James Marsden, Liana Liberato.
- DirectorMichael Hoffman.
- WriterMichael Hoffman, Will Fetters, J Mills Goodloe.
- Duration118 mins
- Official sitewww.facebook.com/TheBestOfMeUK
Nicholas Sparks' hopelessly romantic fictions are catnip to Hollywood. Just as fast as the bestselling American novelist can churn out another heart-tugging tale of love lost and found (and lost again), film-makers immortalise the yearning and heartache with as much gloss as they can muster.
In 2012, Zac Efron flexed in a tight-fitting vest opposite Taylor Schilling for The Lucky One. The following year, Josh Duhamel's hunky widower protected Julianne Hough's battered beauty in Safe Haven. Now, James Marsden and Michelle Monaghan stare dreamily into each other's twinkling eyes for this swoonsome yarn about two childhood sweethearts gifted a second chance at happiness when they least expect it.
Sparks has been writing to a predictable, winning formula for years and director Michael Hoffman keeps to the same well-trodden path signposted with regret and guilt as he cuts between timeframes two decades apart.
It's the kind of film in which the handsome and chiselled hero proclaims his undying devotion and the heroine replies, all dewy-eyed and glossy-lipped: "You want me to fall back in love with you? How can I do that if I never stopped?" How indeed...
At high school, Dawson Cole (Luke Bracey) and Amanda Collier (Liana Liberato) fall head over heels in love. Alas, it's a forbidden romance because she is a good girl with wealthy parents (Jon Tenney, Caroline Goodall) and aspirations to attend college and he has the misfortune to be born into a viper's nest of criminals ruled by the slippery and abusive Tommy Cole (Sean Bridgers).
A tragic accident separates the teenage lovebirds and they embark on different paths. Twenty years later, Dawson (now played by James Marsden) receives a telephone call from lawyer Morgan Dupree (Clarke Peters) to inform him that his good friend and surrogate father Tuck Hostetler (Gerald McRaney) has died.
Dawson ventures back to his home town to honour Tuck's dying wish and finds that the deceased has sneakily arranged for Amanda (Michelle Monaghan), who is now married, to help scatter the ashes. "We're not here for a reunion, we're here for Tuck," Amanda reminds Dawson.
The spark of attraction between the couple still burns bright and Dawson and Amanda wrestle with their feelings as they honour the memory of a man they both held dear.
The Best Of Me is gooey and emotionally manipulative, building to the inevitable moment when the central characters must decide their fates. Marsden and Monaghan are a good-looking pairing. So too are Bracey and Liberato's younger incarnations although he looks too old to convincingly pass for 18. Someone at the high school should check Dawson's birth certificate.
Screenwriters Will Fetters and J Mills Goodloe regurgitate dialogue from the book with due reverence. Love is a many-splendoured, yet unapologetically cliched, thing.