- Friday afternoons on the A31 will start to look like this:
- All of a sudden, the weather forecast will look like this:
- And then we’ll post a picture like this:
- And we’ll all scratch our heads wondering why some of those people didn’t just move along a bit:
- This will happen. Seriously, people. Pick up your litter.
- And then this.
A beach hut will go on sale for more than the price of a house
- Someone from a reality TV show will turn up at the beach polo
- Our weekend reporters will start to look like this:
- Bournemouth will be hotter than a country that’s usually really hot
- Someone will set fire to a heath:
- You’ll be doing this in the office
- when this happens
- Or you’ll be hoping to be doing this:
- when this happens:
- But you end up feeling like this because Murray crashes out of Wimbledon early:
- There will be a new “hottest day of the year” every week
- This will happen:
- And then this:
- And then we'll all be like this, because summer is over.
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